Dear God its me Danielle. A breast cancer story.

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Are you there God it’s me Dani. Mom gave me a copy of the new Judy Blume Book, Are you there “God it’s me Margaret” and I just finished reading it.   What a really cool book. I was wondering God if you could help me out like you helped out Margaret.

Margaret really wanted her period to happen I don’t really care about that, but I’d really like to grow some boobs. Laurie and Sylvie have them, and it looks like Bev and Tiffany are starting to grow some too I don’t have anything. All I have is that stupid picture of me that we took by the Eiffel Tower where I’m wearing a bikini. It’s not a real bikini my face is shoved into hole with a painting of some cartoon figure that’s got a way more developed body than mine. Bruno says he would kiss me if I had boobs that big. Nobody wants to kiss me now.

Please God? Hail Mary full of Grace

Hi God it’s me Dani. I’ve been praying for boobs now forever! Every night for at least two months! And I have grown nothing. Not even a pimple.

Please God? Hail Mary full of Grace

Are you there God it’s me Dani I start boarding school next week and I still don’t have boobs and in setting me up Mom bought me a bunch of bras. She won’t be around while I’m at school. Lucky Her! Mom will be back home. So she bought me “One of every kind!” Kind of a waste of money I think.

Please God? Hail Mary, full of Grace.

Are you there God it’s me Danielle. I’m using my real name now because I am tired of the other girls calling me “Danny Boy” I thought I might be getting fat a because now I’m eating as many chips I want to for the first time in my whole life. (Mom is not around to nag). Chips are not making my face look any better. “It looks like a flower garden full of white and red roses.” As Mom would say. However I think I might be getting boobs!

Can you make them this big please God? Hail Mary, full of Grace.

Are you there God it’s me Danielle thank you for the boobs it’s totally cool going back home for Christmas and finally having boobs! I’ve packed “One of every kind of bra” just for the hell of it!!

Thanks God! Hail Mary, full of Grace.

Are you there God it’s me Danielle I need some help with these boobs. Please help me get them to work. I know it’s been at least 15 years since you and I talked about them. Thanks for them, they worked great! I filled out my prom and wedding dress with them and my darling husband loves them. But right now I’m sitting here with this squalling creature trying to stuff my nipple into its mouth. They are huge and they hurt and this tiny creature can’t seem to get its little mouth onto something that’s the size of its head.

Can you help please God? Hail Mary full of Grace

 

Are you there God it’s me Danielle I’ve had a million people handling these boobs and no success going to the breast-feeding clinic please this baby is not gaining weight as he should. Can you help please God? Hail Mary full of Grace

Are you there God it’s me Dani. I know we’ve spoken about other topics quite a bit in the past for the past few years. But I’m asking another favor about my boobs. I know a bitched and whined complained and said they were too big and too small or leaky or saggy but right now I just like to be able to test negative and be able to keep them.

Please God? Hail Mary full of Grace

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